Busses cancelled on a Friday.

I think it's neccesary for me to say that it's unneccasarily snowing here in Ontario. Sure it snows every year, but this year, it has been extremly unneccary. It's been snowing non-stop since new years and there's only been one friggin snow day. Of course, the busses have been cancelled a numerous amount of times, but I live about two seconds away from the school. I'm really think about moving. a few days ago I got home from school and everyone was sure that it was gonna be a snow day the next day. I was glad about this, because the next day was the day we had to write our long awaited science test, that was on optics, whicth I think we don't need to learn about, because who really cares about how we see things? Im sure as hell I don't. ANyway, I decided that I wasn't gonna study for the test, seeing that it would be a waste of time for me to stucy for atest that wasn't happening. It's like what George Clooney said in Ocean's 11. " Are you in or are you out?" I know that that has nothing to do with this subject, but I've always wanted to put that in one of my blogs. It's a great movie. If you haven't seen, I recomend it. I could say that it is the best movie ever made above Borat and Dumb and Dumber and maybe a little under The Usaual Suspects. If not tied. The Usual Suspects is also an awesome movie. Who knew? Kevin Spacey is Keyzer Souce'. Wow. Not a surpise that the same director that directed this movie is trhe guy that directed Superman Returns. Alright, we're off subject. Anyway, I woke up the next morning to see my father towering over me in platform shoes.

"Dad, why are you wearing Platform shoes?" I said. Then, I woke again to find my brother wearing a dress and make-up and was standing over my father, whom was banging pots and pans together. I knew I wasn't dreaming, so I told my father to stop banging the pots and pans, and he told me that him and Jake (my brother, who's job is mud wrestling men with chisled features for money) are forming a family band. I asked to be part of this band, seeing that I'm part of the family. He said no, because I had to study for my science test. Then, I told him that it was a snow day. He objected and told me that busses were canceled and I' was going to school, so I had to study quickly.

"Damnit!"

I got up then, I started walking up the stairs to the kicthen (My house is designed weirdly) and when I got to the top fell down the stairs. I laid at the bottom of the stairs for a while untill my mother noticed that I wasn't studying for my test and I had to be at school in 5 minutes. So she told me to get ready for school and study on the way to school. While I was walking to school, I study for my test. I was about to learn about the eye when some jerk in an El Camino threw a printer at my forehead. At first I was thinking, 'What's a guy thinking driving that fast in these Icy comditions?' Then i realized the car he was driving and thogught, 'We're in the 21st century you dick!" Then, I realized I had dropped my science text book and thought, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I hadlost my train of thought. I took a paper bag out of my back pack. And I began doing what Mat Damon did in Stuck on You whenever he hyper venilated. Then, I thought, 'Damnit my science book!' I bolted to school very fast and hit a pole. I walked into school and was greeted by the princibal's evil accomplis, Ms. Chambers the Line Backer with a loud sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh. As the Towering Inferno began to read the announcements, the secraty handed me a late slip. I walked down thehall, when the stegasorous was done speaking and noticed that everyone whom took the bus to school was gone and then some. I noticed Wade Wilhelm walking down the hallway with at.v cart. He decided to run me over with it then call me a whitey. I got mad, but then i slapped causing him to kick me in the testicles, making me fall straight to the ground. i got up and walked to the comoputer lab where my class was. Me and Wade began going to hockey player webzsites and signed the geust book as other players on opposing teams.

That day was a complete wrie-off day. We didn't do anything useful to our brains all day. I geuss the teachers weren't prepared for school that day, because in the afternoon they made us all wacth a gay verion of Joeseph And The Technicoloured Dream Jacket, Starring Donnie Osmond. What a gay lord. That movie wasn't true to the book at all. The book being the Bible. I don't remember Elvis being in the Bible. But that Donnie Osmond does have a handsome look. The Grade 7/8 teacher, who thinks that Chad Pennington is the Quarter back for the Green Bay Packers, began giving out work sheets about the movie to people who were talking, so Mike Byun and I decided to whisper jokes about the movie. Byunis had some very funny ones.

After the Fag fest was over, the science teacher explained to us that we were about to have our science test that I wasn't prepared for. I didn't know how he knew I wasn't prepared. Luckily, i was sitting beside Mike Byun, so I could copy off him. But then, something horid happened. Byun fell off his chair and broke every bone in his right hand, so he had to Write with his left hand enabling me to see his page. as the science teacher was handing out the tests, a miracle happened. He all heard a very annoying voice yell,

"DUCK SEASON, FIRE!"

And Daffy duck's beakk hit the teacher in the mouth, knocking him unconcious and we didn't write the test.